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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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midnightssea

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The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

ovenroastedtwerkey

A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.

C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

red-mercer

But if you're serving them you can poison the food

hintsiren

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Originally posted by baileyjoseph